Fitboghan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced penguin.

Fitboghan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Fitboghan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fitboghan, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fitboghan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fitboghan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.

5. Run away if seven cats approach from the north.