Gilfodfot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent raccoon.

Gilfodfot created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilfodfot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gilfodfot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gilfodfot's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gilfodfot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue voles for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.