Vidgup is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish bear.

Vidgup created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidgup, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vidgup, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Vidgup's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vidgup's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.