Rillbanbell is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful centipede.

Rillbanbell created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbanbell, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rillbanbell, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rillbanbell's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rillbanbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.