Garjappad Flyjambot Bonkdannutt is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthinking mole.

Garjappad Flyjambot Bonkdannutt created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Garjappad Flyjambot Bonkdannutt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Garjappad Flyjambot Bonkdannutt, he will turn you into a duck.

Garjappad Flyjambot Bonkdannutt's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Garjappad Flyjambot Bonkdannutt's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must love Garjappad Flyjambot Bonkdannutt.

4. Garjappad Flyjambot Bonkdannutt loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Do not stand on grass.