Govquagdot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, self-assured mongoose.

Govquagdot created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govquagdot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Govquagdot, it will come to you in dreams.

Govquagdot's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Govquagdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not keep four bats in a large pit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Govquagdot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.