Approwdan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident frog.

Approwdan created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Approwdan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Approwdan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Approwdan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Approwdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing purple trousers and balancing six lead spheres on your neck.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Always help nematodes in need.