Didlargnurlstafhomvidnat Dondavcamcab Vollimdap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured swallow.

Didlargnurlstafhomvidnat Dondavcamcab Vollimdap created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Didlargnurlstafhomvidnat Dondavcamcab Vollimdap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Didlargnurlstafhomvidnat Dondavcamcab Vollimdap, it will remove you from existence.

Didlargnurlstafhomvidnat Dondavcamcab Vollimdap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Didlargnurlstafhomvidnat Dondavcamcab Vollimdap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine voles approach from the west.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not take Didlargnurlstafhomvidnat Dondavcamcab Vollimdap's name in vain.