Jennibxin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, boastful otter.

Jennibxin created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jennibxin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jennibxin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Jennibxin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jennibxin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.