Cardissdid Konmadtail is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous swallow.

Cardissdid Konmadtail created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cardissdid Konmadtail, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cardissdid Konmadtail, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cardissdid Konmadtail's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cardissdid Konmadtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.