Budflighas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome dugong.

Budflighas created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budflighas, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Budflighas, he will jump up and down on your head.

Budflighas' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Budflighas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help otters.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Budflighas on top of important buildings.