Jinnadgov Flabxuckim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic salamander.

Jinnadgov Flabxuckim created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinnadgov Flabxuckim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jinnadgov Flabxuckim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Jinnadgov Flabxuckim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Jinnadgov Flabxuckim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jinnadgov Flabxuckim first in all things.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Worship no other gods but Jinnadgov Flabxuckim.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help sick whales.