Yattontflab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive hyena.

Yattontflab created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattontflab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yattontflab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yattontflab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yattontflab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.