Cargempang Cumgodyarlarpvid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, generous ferret.

Cargempang Cumgodyarlarpvid created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Cargempang Cumgodyarlarpvid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cargempang Cumgodyarlarpvid, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cargempang Cumgodyarlarpvid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cargempang Cumgodyarlarpvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must love Cargempang Cumgodyarlarpvid.

4. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.