Stikzodved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, weak butterfly.

Stikzodved created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikzodved, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stikzodved, he will turn you into a sheep.

Stikzodved's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Stikzodved's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.