Tabparksug is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish meerkat.

Tabparksug created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabparksug, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tabparksug, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tabparksug's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tabparksug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Never look in ponds.