Mifbesttarp Maplamort Taplen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, confident wombat.

Mifbesttarp Maplamort Taplen created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifbesttarp Maplamort Taplen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mifbesttarp Maplamort Taplen, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mifbesttarp Maplamort Taplen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mifbesttarp Maplamort Taplen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Put Mifbesttarp Maplamort Taplen first in all things.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Mifbesttarp Maplamort Taplen in the centre of the settlement.