Gumcutsug is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered shrew.

Gumcutsug created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumcutsug, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gumcutsug, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gumcutsug's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gumcutsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gumcutsug.

3. Never feed parsnips to tapirs while wearing white rings.

4. Do not take Gumcutsug's name in vain.

5. Worship no other gods but Gumcutsug.