Vigduthunbadxenfon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, passionate bee.

Vigduthunbadxenfon created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigduthunbadxenfon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vigduthunbadxenfon, it will manifest in front of you.

Vigduthunbadxenfon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vigduthunbadxenfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never feed lemons to frogs while wearing black stockings.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.