Litstikdob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, clever centipede.

Litstikdob created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Litstikdob, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litstikdob, he will turn you into a rat.

Litstikdob's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Litstikdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.