Dotsogbed is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust raccoon.

Dotsogbed created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotsogbed, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dotsogbed, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dotsogbed's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dotsogbed's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.