Bastontgep is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, confident
mink.
Bastontgep created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bastontgep, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Bastontgep, he will throw large rocks at you.
Bastontgep's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Bastontgep's Holy Commandments1. Do not sing in public.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bastontgep.
4. Never think about thermodynamics near pigs while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing three carbon spheres on your face.
5. Never think ill of sick goats.