Quamcibfig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, effective hummingbird.

Quamcibfig created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamcibfig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quamcibfig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Quamcibfig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Quamcibfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Put Quamcibfig first in all things.