Targwablibken Dutzodbegjambat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful badger.

Targwablibken Dutzodbegjambat created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targwablibken Dutzodbegjambat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Targwablibken Dutzodbegjambat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Targwablibken Dutzodbegjambat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Targwablibken Dutzodbegjambat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to cats while wearing pink kilts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.