Flam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, capable jellyfish.

Flam created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flam, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flam's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Flam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Flam on top of all buildings.