Kadmotdib is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, resourceful octopus.

Kadmotdib created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadmotdib, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kadmotdib, she will turn you into a mouse.

Kadmotdib's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kadmotdib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide if six turtles approach from the west.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Do not covet oxen.