Tafzogcab Figmabnullgargovhaknullflan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless crocodile.

Tafzogcab Figmabnullgargovhaknullflan created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafzogcab Figmabnullgargovhaknullflan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tafzogcab Figmabnullgargovhaknullflan, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tafzogcab Figmabnullgargovhaknullflan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tafzogcab Figmabnullgargovhaknullflan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tafzogcab Figmabnullgargovhaknullflan.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Tafzogcab Figmabnullgargovhaknullflan on top of important buildings.