Dissgutkar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring octopus.

Dissgutkar created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissgutkar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dissgutkar, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dissgutkar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dissgutkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Always help bats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not chop down trees.