Quatsitnill is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest clam.

Quatsitnill created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Quatsitnill, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quatsitnill, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quatsitnill's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quatsitnill's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Quatsitnill in the centre of the settlement.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.