Dunmadfas Weggidwig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-knowing guinea pig.

Dunmadfas Weggidwig created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunmadfas Weggidwig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dunmadfas Weggidwig, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dunmadfas Weggidwig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dunmadfas Weggidwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Dunmadfas Weggidwig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.