Dutyokhug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating rhinoceros.

Dutyokhug created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Dutyokhug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dutyokhug, she will turn you into a goat.

Dutyokhug's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dutyokhug's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.