Dibkomcin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unselfish snail.

Dibkomcin created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibkomcin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dibkomcin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dibkomcin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dibkomcin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not keep six bats in a large pit.