Flabquaghug is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, moody wolf.

Flabquaghug created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Flabquaghug, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flabquaghug, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flabquaghug's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Flabquaghug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Flabquaghug.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Do not kill capybaras.