Tipjipyim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omnipotent dingo.

Tipjipyim created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Tipjipyim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tipjipyim, he will turn you into a duck.

Tipjipyim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tipjipyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never go into black rooms.