Flapsogbudlist is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered beaver.

Flapsogbudlist created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapsogbudlist, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flapsogbudlist, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flapsogbudlist's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Flapsogbudlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Never hop near nematodes.