Zimgeptunfad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited rat.

Zimgeptunfad created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Zimgeptunfad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zimgeptunfad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zimgeptunfad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Zimgeptunfad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about gravity near snails while wearing blue tights and balancing nine silicon spheres on your hands.