Futsidtin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying giraffe.

Futsidtin created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futsidtin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Futsidtin, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Futsidtin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Futsidtin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Run away if eight sharks approach from the east.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.