Fencamzed is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sage walrus.

Fencamzed created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fencamzed, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fencamzed, he will turn you into a duck.

Fencamzed's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fencamzed's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.