Rawbaghap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless fish.

Rawbaghap created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rawbaghap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rawbaghap, it will cry a lot.

Rawbaghap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rawbaghap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rawbaghap on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not drink alcohol.