Fadgumhit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, proud shark.

Fadgumhit created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgumhit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadgumhit, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fadgumhit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fadgumhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.