Legsin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong snake.

Legsin created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Legsin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legsin, it will turn you into a plant.

Legsin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Legsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Legsin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never sprint in holy places.