Zenlargcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent salamander.

Zenlargcuss created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenlargcuss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zenlargcuss, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zenlargcuss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zenlargcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never skip near sharks.

3. Always obey Zenlargcuss' priests.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.