Henbepquag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent owl.

Henbepquag created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Henbepquag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Henbepquag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Henbepquag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Henbepquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hide from orange foxes for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.