Hombimhakjanfutquillduss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome dingo.

Hombimhakjanfutquillduss created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hombimhakjanfutquillduss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hombimhakjanfutquillduss, he will torture you forever.

Hombimhakjanfutquillduss' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hombimhakjanfutquillduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not take Hombimhakjanfutquillduss' name in vain.

5. Hide from fawn porpoises for they are unholy.