Aftighancapzodboggunten is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, boastful pigeon.

Aftighancapzodboggunten created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Aftighancapzodboggunten, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Aftighancapzodboggunten, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Aftighancapzodboggunten's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Aftighancapzodboggunten's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six tin sculptures of Aftighancapzodboggunten on top of important buildings.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Aftighancapzodboggunten on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.