Bimhenxinnar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless dingo.

Bimhenxinnar created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Bimhenxinnar, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bimhenxinnar, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bimhenxinnar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bimhenxinnar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bimhenxinnar first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about fire.