Hivgofhog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, self-confident alligator.

Hivgofhog created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivgofhog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hivgofhog, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hivgofhog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hivgofhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Erect four lead sculptures of Hivgofhog on top of important buildings.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Hivgofhog must be the most important thing in your life.