Godxinsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, amazing crab.

Godxinsaw created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godxinsaw, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Godxinsaw, it will boil you in a big pot.

Godxinsaw's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Godxinsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.