Wipdodbast Volzimgom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, strong hare.

Wipdodbast Volzimgom created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Wipdodbast Volzimgom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wipdodbast Volzimgom, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Wipdodbast Volzimgom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wipdodbast Volzimgom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.