Weebigwit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, calm fairy.

Weebigwit created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebigwit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Weebigwit, she will think nothing of it.

Weebigwit's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Weebigwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Always obey Weebigwit's priests.